$BERTCOIN MOVING FROM BTC TO SOL
- Dogbert, Evil Genius & CEO of Bertcoin
JOIN THE DARK SIDE
Become a minion today. It's your destiny. Probably.
BECOME A TRUE MINION
Add Dogbert's iconic glasses to your photo. Join the cult... I mean community!
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THE ORIGIN STORY
Phase 1: The Discovery
While plotting to take over the world (again), Dogbert discovered cryptocurrency. "These humans will literally buy anything with a white paper," he observed cynically.
Phase 2: The Plan
As a megalomaniacal consultant who has scammed countless corporations, Dogbert realized crypto was the perfect vehicle for world domination. No need for hypnosis this time!
Phase 3: Bertcoin
Bertcoin was born. Not just a meme coin - it's a decentralized dictatorship. Every holder becomes a minion in Dogbert's latest scheme to enslave humanity.
BERTCOIN MEMES
ROADMAP TO DOMINATION
Phase 1: Launch
Deploy $BERT on Luminex. Why Luminex? Because even I can figure out their UI, and I'm a dog.
Phase 2: Community
Recruit human minions (you) through social media. Promise them riches. Deliver memes instead.
Phase 3: Exchange Listings
Get listed on major exchanges. Use my consultant skills to convince them this is "the future of finance."
Phase 4: World Domination
Once market cap hits $1B, declare myself Supreme Ruler. Again. This time with blockchain proof.
Phase 5: Retirement
Get bored of ruling. Give it all back. Take a nap on a soft pillow. The circle of life.
WHY $BERT?
✓ Evil Genius Leadership
Led by a dog who has conquered the world multiple times. Your other coins are run by anonymous devs who can't even conquer their mom's basement.
✓ Proven Track Record
Dogbert has been a billionaire, Supreme Court nominee, FBI leader, and cult leader. He knows how to pump... I mean, build value.
✓ Community Driven*
*Community driven in the sense that you drive the value up while Dogbert drives you around like the minions you are.
WEN LAMBO?
Soon™ (After I conquer the world... again)
